“Hello, Clarice. You know, your contacts could be cleaner.” This is basically a PSA for contact lens wearers. If, like me, you’ve been avoiding the contact solution… Read more “PRODUCT REVIEW: Get Kleeen [Eye]Ballers”
Now Trending: Eyelash Nails
A stroke of genius by my four year old friend, Genevieve, who apparently looked into the depths of my soul before divining this minimalist-cheeky graphic design. Coy… Read more “Now Trending: Eyelash Nails”
BIGBLOOM: Sexual Chocolate!
Floral interpretation of “Sexual Chocolate!” from Coming to America. Band led, of course, by Jackson Heights’ own Mr. Randy…Watson!
BIGBLOOM: Gossip Girl
Floral interpretation of Gossip Girl.
Nail Art for The Rest of Us
Someone needs to speak up for the rest of us. I’m going to do it. I’m going to lead by example and embrace my body for what… Read more “Nail Art for The Rest of Us”
BIGBLOOM: One Hundred Years of Solitude
Floral interpretation of Gabriel García Márquez’s One Hundred Years of Solitude.
Monkeys Who Ride Dog-back
This past Sunday, amidst a hailstorm of bad press, the NFL offered the world some good, clean family fun at the New York Giants half-time show: Monkeys rode dogs… Read more “Monkeys Who Ride Dog-back”
Fendi: The Fragrance & The Master
In this world, there are a lot of experts, fewer gurus, and just a handful of Yodas. Upon learning recently that Karl Lagerfeld designed Fendi’s double-F logo… Read more “Fendi: The Fragrance & The Master”
Keep Your Jerk to Yourself
You stopped wearing a watch because everyone just uses a phone, anyway. You think you’re being subtle about checking the time. You could totally be addressing an important work… Read more “Keep Your Jerk to Yourself”
All-White Cows: Chic or White Supremacist?
Usually we think of cows in their black & white coats. In fact, the cow hide-as-home decor has become so ubiquitous that it is acceptable (and genuinely stylish)… Read more “All-White Cows: Chic or White Supremacist?”
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